Hermes describes Circe’s “magic wand”, which refers to Circe’s metaphorical dick.
I was taking eighteen credit hours this semester, so I’m proud of myself for reading six books.
It has a dumb title, but it's a good book.
Greg’s mom makes him visit a girl named Rachel, because she was diagnosed with leukemia. I realize this sounds like a sad book, and it is. However, it is also a funny book, so you should read it.